March 2012
February 2012
"If you fight like a married couple, talk like...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
It's hard being happy.
I can be in denial all I want, but the sad truth is, my absence wouldn’t affect anyone’s life.
When girls at school are looking at you ...
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May i help you?!
If it’s not one thing, it’s a-fucking-nother. Yes yes, life is not easy, I get it, and I never said I wanted it to be. I just wish for once, it didn’t have to be one bad event after another. Life has handed me so much shit and I almost didn’t live through it, but I found the strength to carry on. I guess what I’m trying to say is I’m tired; physically &...
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“I’m not calling you a liar, just don’t lie to me. I’m not...”
– Ghost - Florence + The Machine
Why did I even bother waking up this morning?
“Sometimes I think the purpose of life is to reconcile us to its eventual loss by...”
– The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes.
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.